Background
Matt did this. Matt did that. He didn't for awhile, a very short while, but then did again. When he moved from there to here he still had a passion to do it. So he startet it here and did it while attending law school. It changed names a couple time, and membership changed, and always Matt oversaw it. Today it is a thriving comedy and improvisation group. It couldn't have happened without him.
Traits
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| 18 |
laugh |
laugh |
90% |
60% |
27% |
| 17 |
laugh |
99% |
84% |
50% |
20% |
| 16 |
laugh |
98% |
76% |
39% |
14% |
| 15 |
laugh |
95% |
66% |
30% |
9% |
| 14 |
laugh |
90% |
55% |
22% |
6% |
| 13 |
laugh |
83% |
44% |
15% |
3% |
| 12 |
laugh |
74% |
33% |
9% |
1% |
| 11 |
97% |
62% |
23% |
5% |
> 0% |
| 10 |
91% |
50% |
15% |
3% |
> 0% |
| 9 |
83% |
37% |
9% |
1% |
> 0% |
| 8 |
72% |
25% |
5% |
> 0% |
> 0% |
| 7 |
58% |
16% |
2% |
> 0% |
> 0% |
| 6 |
41% |
9% |
1% |
> 0% |
> 0% |
| 5 |
27% |
4% |
> 0% |
> 0% |
fail |
| 4 |
16% |
1% |
> 0% |
fail |
fail |
| 3 |
8% |
> 0% |
fail |
fail |
fail |
| 2 |
2% |
fail |
fail |
fail |
fail |
| Class |
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Comedian
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| Race |
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White Half-Elf
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| Sex |
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Male
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| Social Origin |
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Noble
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| Moral Alignment |
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Chaotic Good
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| Level |
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23
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| Experience Pts. |
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546,123
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| Weight Near Earth |
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165 lbs.
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| Mass |
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Weight Near Earth / 9.80 m/s^2
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| Height |
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5' 11"
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| Writes |
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Right
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| Eats Peas |
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Right - but does not eat peas. Claims the texture is "funny".
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| Born |
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March 32, 1972, Atlanta, Georgia
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| Personal Info. |
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Married to a Human. See animal companion section for information on children
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Appearance
Matt Reiss's clothes, once the gold and blue cape-and-tunic of the Emery army elite,
are now strictly civilian and non-emblematic, for after his fall from Georgia's cabinet,
Matt disdained uniforms forevermore. He will wear nice black pants and a white
dress shirt for performances, though. "That's different," says Reiss. For a half-elf, Matt is the correct height, and in his
field-command days, he favored a correctly sized helmet as well, both taunting his enemies and
emblazoning his presence on the battlefield to encourage his own troops; but these
days he prefers hats with velcro strips used to catch fuzzy balls. For a mouse Matt would be VERY VERY large (Matt is not
a mouse, though.) Under his hats, Matt's long
narrow face is capped with a thinning black mane that his wife insists he keep well
cropped. His skin is
the deep pasty white of the white elf of Reiss. Two parallel scars, the mark of
Urruskeiner military officers, adorn either side of his round left elbow (to his current
regret). His coal-black eyes, when not intent on an immediate situation, tend to
drift into distant focus, as if Matt Reiss is thinking about making another Hypothetical Seven
film -- but
his sure movements betray an active peripheral vision. Matt Reiss's purposeful stride
and deft hands benefit him greatly when he is pretending to be a baker in an improvised skit.
He makes you think he REALLY is a baker. It has the same effect as if he cast a Believe-I-Am-A-Baker
spell.
Attributes
| Funniness |
18 (92) |
To Laugh +9
To Make Audience Laugh +11
Find New Comedic Ideas on 1-5
Makes Funny Prop 92%
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| Strength |
11 |
To Hit +0
Damage +0
Weight All. +0 G.P.
Open Doors on 1-3
Bend Bars & Lift Gates 2%
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| Intelligence |
17 |
Add'l Languages 6
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| Wisdom |
11 |
Magical Attack Adj. +0
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| Dexterity |
6 |
Reaction/Attack +0
Defensive Adjustment +1
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| Constitution |
12 |
Hit Point Adj. +0
System Shock 80%
Resurrection 85%
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| Charisma |
12 |
Max. Henchmen 4
Loyalty Base +0%
Reaction Adj. +0%
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Spells
Deliver A Joke
Tapestries & Mural Appreciation
Write Script
Large-Scale Thinking
Detect Slopes, Tunnels, Sliding Walls, Stone Traps & Depth Underground
Infravision
Make Spontaneous Song
Combat
Hit Points ( 52 ) Current ______
Armor Class 6 (incl. dexterity adjustment)
THAC0: 14
+1 to hit orc/halforc/goblin/hobgoblin
-4 to be hit by giant-sized
Attacks thrice per two rounds
Saving Throws
| Wise Cracks |
Paralyzation, Poison or Death Magic |
Petrification or Polymorph |
Rod, Staff, or Wand |
Sarcasm |
Breath Weapon |
Spell |
| 6 |
10 |
11 |
12 |
Always Succeeds |
12 |
13 |
Inventory
Rubber Chicken
Nice black pants, white performance shirt
Microphone
Pirate Hat
Fuzzy Ball Catching Hat
Bump Music
Book Of Lighting
Glow In Dark Tape
Large White Posterboard - 2000 Sheets
Henchmen & Animal Companions
1 Comedian Lv2
2 Technicians Lv3
2 Scotties Lv19
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