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edit {02.07.03} AD: After Donkey. Somtimes, when women give birth, instead of expelling a placenta, they expel a donkey. In olden days it was incorrectly believed that the after-donkeys were the twins of the newborns. Deep down parents knew they were raising donkeys as humans, but much like the cultural pressure that allowed the Salem witch hunts to occur, parents were pressured to raise these donkeys as humans because they made such great place kickers on local football teams.

edit {02.05.03} Daniel: Formal name. Often abbreviated by a VERY special 2 1/2 year old as "Nan"

edit {02.05.03} revenue: sadly... war.

edit {02.05.03} greek cheese: A nickname for "ZEUS" when his photograph is being taken by Hermes

edit {12.19.02} Feng Shui: The Chinese art of book selling (see also: dupe, PT Barnum, "pulling the wool") [INSTANT HYPE7.COM CLASSIC -- SUBMITTED BY MATT REISS]

edit {12.18.02} jon: A nickname for a guy named 'John'. As an aside, this nickname was started by 2 geeks in a 1953 Algebra class. Both named 'John', they would pass notes with their secret names for each other, 'Jon'. Out loud they would call each other 'Jon' and then snicker and giggle because nobody but them knew they were leaving the 'h' out.

edit {12.03.02} struct: STRUCT is an earlier version of the word structure. The change is attributed to users feeling that STRUCT was too loosey-goosey and needed more letters to give the word more struct. It was the fad of the day to glue the meaningless suffix, 'URE', to everything (i.e. fracture, capture, dogture). Thusly, STRUCTure was born. The debate continues as some feel the word still needs more letters. STRUCTureific is a popular possibility.

edit {11.20.02} awesome: All those who came to the Hype 7 Auditions last night (November 19th, 2002). 25 very brave, very cool, very talented people.

edit {11.11.02} Crocodile tears: Alligators came and trampled all over the crocodile's land. The alligators were inconsiderate and often threw their fast food containers (mice and curious cat carcasses) all over the ground. A famous TV advert showed alligators trashing up a little section of swamp while a crocodile looked on, a single tear rolling down her face. In response, alligators stopped eating mice, the mice population soared, and ultimately waves upon waves of mice drove both the crocs and the alligators from the land.

edit {10.28.02} cool beans: The beans that sat at that one table in high school. Nothing ever impresses them. Especially when a nice kid that they should take a chance on spends his entire paycheck on this jean jacket to impress one of the cool bean girls that sits at the aforementioned table, but she doesn't even care! She doesn't even care about my jacket!

edit {10.24.02} hectivity: hectic activity. Attributible to President George W. Bush's speech writer-ers. Often misattributed to the thinkery/writery of Bush himselferish.

edit {10.24.02} outflank: fancy fried fish restaurant with no seating available - take out only.

edit {10.23.02} paparazzi: Patron saint of bug repellent and officer training schools. Jacomo Razzi (affectionately called "Papa" by the people of his small Italian village) was a popular 18th century religious figure, who first identified the need for high schoolers to shave their heads and march in straight lines. ex. "To pay for college, Randy went Razzi."

edit {10.16.02} ironious: (eye-rho-ne-yus) adj. used to describe irony in a situation.

edit {10.07.02} jeep: A bouncy kids toy that sells for $19.95 at Kay-Bee Toys but which often gets repackaged on the dark blue market as an "adult" driving vehicicle that sells for $30,000. Buyer advocates suggest that to avoid getting scammed in this manner that you should make sure not to be dumb.

edit {09.26.02} hypocrite: A mineral that renders a hippo's super powers useless.

edit {09.26.02} boogie-woogie: Linguists would call this the Double-Word-Cover-Up. It's one of 2 techniques humans employ when they are unsure of a word form and attempt to cover up their ignorance. For example, when you have an acquaintance who you believe is named either Bret or BreNt. One technique is to very lightly say the "N" so as to make it seem as if you both did and did not pronounce the letter. Using the Double-Word-Cover-Up you'd simply say both forms very quickly together and hope the listener is too dumb to notice your ploy. For example, "Hello (loud, quick, wild voice)BRET-BRENT (normal) fine weather we are having."

edit {09.26.02} philantropist: Also known as Phi Lans. This word describes a member of the Phi Lan Tro fraternity. One night 53 Phi Lans from the University of Toledo "ACCIDENTALLY" pooped on the side of a 1 mile stretch of highway. Local officials literally caught wind of the incident and brought the Phi Lans to justice. Their sentence amounted to having the Phi Lans clean up, on a regular basis, the same stretch of desicrated/deficated highway. This was the beginning of the Highway Sponsorship/Clean-up Program. When you pick up trash beside a highway, you are being philanthropic.

edit {09.16.02} chicago: Where good baseball goes to die.

edit {09.16.02} ya-ya: A greek Grandma. (see also "Orange Afghan Maker")

edit {09.16.02} pug: often confused with the word, MUG. Use this memonic to differentiate between the two: I pour hot boiling water on both. 1 says "Oip Oip Oip!" and the other doesn't say anthing because it's a mug.

edit {05.29.02} St. Anthony: The 'Saints' are a group of alien super heros that once posed as humans, but have since left their pods and assist current humans invisibly with one or more super powers. They are MUCH different than ghosts because a psychic cannot detect the presence of a saint. St Anthony's super power is helping people find car keys dropped in snow.

edit {05.29.02} carn: A carnival worker who is unpopular amongst his peers (An unpopular female carnival worker would hypothetically be called a 'carna' but there is no such thing as an unpopular female carnival worker).

edit {05.24.02} religion: As you are WELL aware, the nucleus of an atom is made up of protons (positive electric charge) and neutrons (neutral charge). Orbitting around the nucleus are electrons (negative). When there are more protons than electrons in an atom, that atom is called a positively charged ion. If there are more electrons than protons, then the atom is called a RELIG ION.

edit {05.13.02} ALEX, The: An award given to someone for no apparent reason or talent. Its akin to when a 3rd grade soccer team comes in last and everyone gets a trophy for their acheivement -- even The Alex gets one

edit {05.13.02} smorgasbord: Up until 10,000 BC this was a VERY popular boy's first name. Then one day, after a VERY successful hunt, a group of cavemen accidentally ate a caveboy (named Smorgasbord) along with some rabbit and wooly mammoth. The religious elder interpreted the happening as a sign that all boys named Smorgasbord should be eaten at large feasts. The name quickly fell out of favor.

edit {05.10.02} hurly-burly: an slang abreviation for those who are too lazy to use the more comprehensive expression: hurly-gurly-furly- eurly-durly-curly-burly

edit {05.07.02} INTENTIONAL- MASHED- POTATO- TOSSER: We at hype7.com have been unable to figure out the definition for this term. We'll continue our search through the dictionaries of the world. Check back later!

edit {05.07.02} stuck up: When you are eating mashed potatoes and you accidentally fling a spoonful of the 'taters so that they stick to a dangling object. This dangling object must be higher than where your head was positioned at the moment the potaotes left your eating instrument. The flinging has to be semi-accidental. If it is a fully intentional fling, see INTENTIONAL-MASHED-POTATO-TOSSER

edit {05.04.02} Espana: New electronic spic and span.
Their PR dept says, "The 'E' stands for electronic and the ending 'a'... well 'Espan' was a domain name already taken and so we added the first letter that came to mind to make it a unique name." Espana is currently off the shelf as people have been damaging their expensive electronics, thinking it was a product to clean such devices. 'Its a cleaner MADE of 83% electrons. THAT'S the 'E' part -- in fact... if you use this stuff on a TV or Computer -- goodbye equipment and probably goodbye user. This shit is nasty", further said the Espana spokesperson we talked with

edit {05.04.02} root words: mud, nutrient, worm, tree, underground, sex.

edit {05.04.02} munchi chi: A famous Japanese baseball player that gained internationl aclaim when his action figure was exported globally. Mr chi was less well known for hair that covered most of his body. It wasn't ugly hair, rather it was oh so soft and cuddly

edit {05.04.02} wow: An upside down MOM. Not to be confused with a backwards MOM (MOM).

edit {05.04.02} can of corn: Slang for when you happen upon a hermentically sealed object that happens to hold lots of tiny yellow objects all roughly the same shape and size, all swimming around in some liquid. "can of beans" means roughly the same thing, though "can of corn" has slightly less aggressive connotations.

edit {01.25.02} Maginot Line[1]: A pickup line so successful, it was named for it's creator, Eddie Maginot: "Hey baby! Could you lend me 20 bucks?"

edit {11.15.01} breanna: anna acts as a suffix here. "Bre" is, of course, a cheese you use to get women into sexual relations. The suffix turns our cheese into a female cheese named anna. So breanna is a female cheese (for the rest of the definition we will refer to this cheese as Anna) used to lure female into sexual relations with other women.

edit {11.15.01} stan: There are only 4 living Stans/Stanleys in the United States of America. They hold a yearly convention in Wiscasset Maine, but often 2, or 3, or 4 of them cannot attend.

edit {11.15.01} success: To die.

edit {11.15.01} Levis: yes, what do you want?

edit {08.22.01} anthropophobiac: Original title for "Catcher In The Rye". Publishers were captivated by the triple entendre - a title that expressed Holden's underlything fear of all people, of his sister Pheobe, and finally the title's reference to the fact that Pheobe herself was a human (anthro Pheobe) and not a cat

edit {06.21.01} dotcomer: Rare endangered mammal. Formerly ranging from coast to coast, but now only found in remote sections of CA. This once proud animal has been ravaged by man's unshakable appetite for higher returns. Much like a salamander, .com er's could quickly change into convincing business models that would lure thier unsuspecting prey (Venture Capitalist) into their dens. Once trapped the .com er would bleed dry the VC until they lay crouched on the floor, and paralyzed by how quickly they lost their money. Unfortunately the VC’s have started figuring out the .com er’s tricks and have now started asking basic questions. Questions like: Do you actually plan on making money? Have you graduated High School yet? Do you have anyone in the company over the age of 23? What do you mean by scalable? What is the Internet? Have you heard about the World Wide Web?

edit {06.20.01} Layoff: Turning off bedroom lights while keeping one foot on a bed.

edit {06.06.01} Cheetle: The yellow #5 stuff you have to lick off of your fingers after indulging in a bag of Cheetos.

edit {04.30.01} jam: The past tense of "Jim". Used most often after a "Jim" has left the room.

edit {04.30.01} salsa: Derived from the 32nd President of the United States: Sal Sa. President Sa was only the third tomato based paste to be voted into the highest office of the land. What made President Sal Sa different from his predecessors was his thickness and his chunkiness, not to mention his orageously long 18 day tenure before going bad.

edit {04.30.01} forensic: Pronunciation: foren+'sik, foren+'sEk
Function: adverb
Etymology: Latin, so, thus
Date: circa 1859
Meaning: intentionally so written. The 'foren' part of the word was added on when a drunk typesetter in Concord, MA. sent a church bulletin to press with the extra characters attached to a conventional "sic" notation. Since "sic" means "intentional" -- most people figured the "foren" was a correct usage that they were too primitive to understand. It didn't help that back in Boston olden days it was real bad etiquette to question typesetters - lots of people who questioned so got accused of being witches. The accused who spelled poorly were eventually hung. That's why children in MA. always win spelling bees -- because they killed off the weak spellers. To this day, if you misspell forensic at a spelling bee, you get killed.

edit {04.05.01} rigamoroll: on sale at Checkers in Lawrence Kansas, 3 for $.99. Obviously they can be found in the frozen food cases between the pot pies and the Orida potatoes

edit {04.05.01} january: january was the name of a species of bird that used to be kept in a cage in coal mines. When the january died, miners would know that the air was "SOUR" (a management term) and it was time to stop mining that shaft. There was so much "SOUR" air, that eventually the bird species january died out completely. Canaries are a superior genetic offshoot of januaries, and were used because they could withstand much more dangerous coal mine air, meaning that workers could be kept down in shafts much longer. What a boon for mine owners!

edit {03.13.01} tank: a large woman drinking a light beer

edit {12.12.00} proofreed: what you do before you send something out onto the web. Note: to proofreed is not to actually to catch all extant errors. That's what certain smart ass web page readers are for (or should I say, smrt azs wib pagee reders)

edit {12.12.00} christmas: before the advent of the internet, this word described all the hoo-hah on December 25th. The term is now considered anachronistic, as its just too darn long to type in friendly emails. xmas is now the correct usage.

edit {12.12.00} fron: When something is in front of what's in front. If something is then in front of the fron, that would be the fro, and so on. There has been no recorded case in history where such a chaining of "frontness" has gone more than 5 deep. An anonymous linguist said a doomsday plan does exist. If a chaining of frontness were to go 6 or even 7 deep, all written occurences of the word front throughout the word would be changed to "prefront"

edit {12.12.00} algebra: France with Arabs
Among the things you're more likely to do in Algebra, is going to museums. These are spread all around the city, and many of them are actually worth visiting. The French city, which is far more predominant here than in any other North African city, is not all in all to well kept. Many areas are very nice, but oh so European. Still the waterfront area, facing east. is beautiful, and if it wasn't for all the veil carrying women around you, you could have been in France.

The old city of Algebra is one of the worst to be found in North Africa. If you want to see real slum, this is the place. This has been one of the most dangerous places for foreigners to visit, during the upheavals the last years. Entering this place is still a suicidal act.

Despite it's size Algebra was not among the best places to eat, fast food was the frustrated traveller's choice. But if you're ready to move around the whole city, you can visit a new, good restaurant for at least a fortnight.

The monument above all other Algebraian monuments is the 100 metre tall Martyr's Monument, some three km out from town centre. It's a big open square, with the monument in the middle. The whole structure can virtually be seen from wherever you are in Algebra, but most of all, from the sea.

edit {11.22.00} pistolstamper: Oh, don't EVEN fron...you know what a pistolstamper is. No? Well...oh! You almost had me for a seond there! You think you're pretty sharp, don't you? Well, you have to wake up prety early in the old "a.m" to fool this wily cat. Rowr! Heh. Heh. Rowr!...Hey, where are you going?

edit {11.06.00} whimsical: Whim Vender, a famed "Alternative" movie maker, has a very particular and unique sensability. So much so that a word has been coined to describe any thought Whim has: whimsical.

edit {09.26.00} stacy: 1: Nipple sucker

usage: Look at all the stacies hanging on to that momma kitty.

edit {09.26.00} etamology: 'mology' is slang for quickshop tamales. The etymology of etamology has its root in the burden most felt having to use the three worlds, "eat" "a" and "tamale" everytime they wanted to eat a tamale. Seven-Eleven, with an eye for profits, declared itself the first quickshop dediated to easing the pains of its patrons as it ran its now famous "etamology and drinkasodie" ad campaign.

edit {09.25.00} palindrome: emordnilap

edit {08.25.00} villain: The etomolgy of villain is VILLA + IN. VILLA means "modern house", IN means "in". The word was coined when someone noticed a group of stealing bastards sitting inside a villa. They'd been squatting there for weeks, squatting in this very someone's villa. -- this someone worked for the US Department of Making New Words. He was the new guy, filled with lots of big ideas and hopes and dreams. He knew if he was ever going to go anywhere in the USDMNW he'd have to start coining some new English words and fast. The others on the advisory panel were no longer impressed with his student honors work: Hebrew Word Creation, and office life had turned into an unbearable case of "What new word have you made for me lately?".

He knew the bad men had taken over his house and were not just visiting because one day the bad guys mailed a stack of postcards lazily. They placed the cards in THIER curbside mailbox, raised THEIR red pick-up flag, and went back inside THEIR villa. Our protagonist poppep out from behind what used to be one of HIS bushes. (In doing so he resembled a squirrel - which is why the bad guys thought their new home was infested with squirrels. They seemed to see them everywhere. In fact, there were no squirrels, for they'd all been killed by the angry rabbits. No human would ever know that the property was actually infested by a unit of militant carrot-eaters who dogmatically controlled a prison camp-like warren only inches below a deceptivly calm yard of Kentucky Bluegrass... but that's another story.) He grabbed the postcards and realized saw that they were housewarming announcements. He began reading.

"WE'VE MOVED. WE BAD GUYS HAPPILY ANNOUNCE OUR NEW LIVING QUARTERS: ITS A GOREGOUS VILLA IN [editor's note: we've withheld the address to protect the current residents of this property]. PLEASE UPDATE YOUR ADDRESS BOOKS. IF YOU'RE EVER ON OUR TURF, COME UP FOR SOME TEA. -- SINCERELY, THE BAD GUYS. P.S. WE HAVE A SQUIRREL PROBLEM SO BE CAREFUL ON YOUR WAY UP TO OUR DOOR."

The epiphany occurred in that moment, the same moment one of the bad guys looked out the window and exclaimed, "DAMN NUT EATERS! ONE OF THEM IS READING OUR OUTGOING AGAIN!" Our hero replaced all the announcements back into his forfeited postal box except for one he'd just read. There, right under his nose, right in the text of the announcement, was the makings of a new English word. He urgently ran the 13 blocks over to USMNW headquarters. He burst into the main lobby and while waiting for the elevator flashed exceedingly hopeful smiles to the other 'vator-waitors (a word that he also created but which never really caught on). Bursting out onto his department's 3rd floor, he screamed out to to a group of miscellaneous co-workers what he was sure would become the hottest word in the living English language:

ITSAGORGEOUSVILLAIN!

Our hero was canned one week later. He never new that his suggestion was pared down to VILLAIN, a word creation that brought much acclaim to the USDMNW. Poor ole Victor Timothy.

edit {08.23.00} shot: ugly. horribly ugly. as in "Aw, man, she's shot. You can still see the buckshot in her."

edit {08.17.00} Nana: Someone you're trying to find when crashing a wedding reception. For example, "Hey buddy! What the heck are you doing here?!"
"Nana...We're looking for Nana. Have you seen Na-na."
synonyms: Ya-ya, Memaw, Pompa

edit {08.15.00} Maginot Line[2]: elaborate defensive barrier in northeast France constructed in the 1930s and named after its principal creator, André Maginot, who was France's minister of war in 1929-31. The fact that certain modern fortresses had held out against German artillery during World War I, as well as the admitted saving in military manpower, induced France to build the celebrated Maginot Line as a permanent defense against German attack. This ultramodern defensive fortification showed traces of the old circular system of fortifications, but its dominant feature was linear. The Maginot Line was, from the standpoint of the troops, a tremendous advance over previous fortifications. Its concrete was thicker than anything theretofore known and its guns heavier. In addition, there were air-conditioned areas for the troops, and the line was usually referred to as being more comfortable than a modern city. There were recreation areas, living quarters, supply storehouses, and underground rail lines connecting various portions of the line. Strongpoints had been established in depth, capable of being supported by troops moved underground by rail. Unfortunately, the line covered the French-German frontier, but not the French-Belgian. Thus the Germans in May 1940 outflanked the line. They invaded Belgium on May 10, continued their march through Belgium, crossed the Somme River, and on May 12 struck at Sedan at the northern end of the Maginot Line. Having made a breakthrough with their tanks and planes, they continued around to the rear of the line, making it useless.

edit {08.13.00} Maginot Line[1]: A pickup line so successful, it was named for it's creator, Eddie Maginot: "Hey baby! Could you lend me 20 bucks?"

edit {08.13.00} All that and a bag of chips: Typically the end of a phrase when one is speaking to a cashier at a deli. For example, "I'll have some of those, a little of this, all of that and a bag of chips." (may be followed by the phrase "...to go.")

edit {08.11.00} work: krow spelled in reverse. Aside: krowwork is a palindrome!

edit {08.11.00} timblet: A very small amount. Just a little bit, as in "Hey, move your ass a timblet so I can see the game." synonyms: spooch, skosh.

edit {08.11.00} Korea!: What you say when your boss suddenly walks into your office. She'll think you're doing international dealings and may even think its so important that she may turn around and walk out -- so you can keep talking to your brother about going to Reno.

edit {08.11.00} Don't spill the milk shake!: If you think you have a friend who copies everything you and your cool friends say, use this expression to verify the fact. Have all your other friends agree to point at something banal (such as an elbow) and then exclaim, "Don't spill the milkshake!" Nod your heads at each other in comprehension. If the alleged copier uses this expression within 48 hours then you have a full-blown copy-cat situation on your hands.

edit {08.11.00} equity: My friend Carson now gets equity for being in some fellow's new play. I guess that means he now "COUNTS" as a person and THEY can no longer treat him like you and me.